Пост с Вольтером ^^ Человек, который сочиняет безумно издевательские и тролльские песни. Пожалуй, один из немногих исполнителей, которых я могу сходу вспомнить, у кого вся соль почти всегда в текстах. When you are evil уже все слышали кажется, так что продолжим.
Раз уж заговорили про троллинг, то стоит начать именно с этой песни. Я ее уже даже выкладывала)
читать дальшеOh, the moon was full
In the color of blood
The night the Werewolves came
To the Vampire Club
A wolf named Jake tried to show off
He walked up to Bella with his shirt off.
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
He said something that was
Most uncool,
"Hey, Pretty Boy, with the Sparkly skin!
I'm gonna steal your girl,
'Cause I hate your kin!"
Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn.
Number one rule in this Clan
Slay the undead who invade your land.
Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed
By furry paws in a rush.
Bela Lugosi orders a blood, he said,
"Who let these fools in my vampire club?"
Emmet chucked a werewolf over his head
Alice saw the future and pronounced him dead
Jasper glittered all over the wall, so they
Hung him from the ceiling for a Disco Ball.
There was so much angst after the fight,
Edward and Bella broke up that night.
While some wolves chowed down on a puddle of food
That used to be some rasta vampire dude.
Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn.
Number one rule in this Clan
Slay the undead who invade your land.
Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed
By furry paws in a rush.
Old Max Schreck orders a blood, and says:
"Get these shmucks out of my vampire club!"
It's hard to believe after all this dreck
Ed still hasn't bit his girlfriend's neck
Though she begs and pleads and pleads and begs
Bella is still not living dead.
The Cullen Clan is a peaceful bunch,
On Human Blood they refuse to much.
But a real vampire would have a hunch,
To never fall in love with your high school lunch!
Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn.
Number one rule in this Clan
Slay the undead who invade your land.
Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed
By furry paws in a rush.
Christopher Lee orders a blood, and says:
"You'd better not sparkle in my Vampire Club!"Death Death Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil Song, которую не любить просто не возможно, покорила меня только с третьего прослушивания
читать дальшеMy granny while on her death bed
She turned and said to me
"Why must you view life so morbidly?
I tried to teach you right
But somewhere I went wrong
'Cuz you sing those
Death death devil devil evil evil songs"
When six pallbearers put her down
And laid her body in the ground
My eyes were red
My face was very long
The pastor said "son here you are
Won't you please take this guitar
Sing dear departed Granny one last song"
And I sang death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how I get along
The world is full of tragedies
So how can it be wrong?
Singing death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songs
When I was shopping at Hot Topic
And I was walking out the door
When two dumb jocks came up to me
They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween"
And they kicked my lipstick to the floor
And I sang death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how I get along
The world is full of idiots
So how can it be wrong?
Singing death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songs
When I went down to church on Sunday
I sat up front in a pew
The priest said "Jesus and Mary too
son what the devil's got into you
Get up and sing a hymn or two"
And I sang death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
And you know that's how I get along
The world's full of hypocrisies
So how can it be wrong?
Singing death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songs
When I was invited to the White House
The president pulled me aside
He said "Son sing us a song of peace
For those evil-doers in the Middle East"
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme
I sang death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how I get along
The world is full of W's
So how can it be wrong?
Singing death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songs
Well then I died and went to Hell
I could tell right away by the awful smell
That this was clearly not the pearly gates
The devil said "come here young man
My wife and I are your biggest fans"
So naturally I felt I had it made
Well then he reached into an iron chest
And he picked the tool that he felt was best
And then he jabbed me in the shlong
With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs
He turned to me and winked and sang this song
He sang death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
Yeah I know that's how you got along
I find your songs hilarious
But now your soul's precarious
Singing your death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songs
I'm just kidding kid
Welcome to Hell
Enjoy the buffet
Death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how we get along
The world is full of sinners
So how can it be wrong?
Singing death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songsЗомби! И еще раз зомби! Вы не знаете песен про зомби? Ловите!
читать дальшеWell hello there little boy.
Now don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He aint using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
i'll just grab my self a straw and I drink em!!!(ohhhhhhh...)
You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Now Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I'll be your bestest friend.
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
she won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!
BRAINS.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!! x2
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!читать дальшеI was alone, and I needed a date
I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate
When I saw a sign that said
"For a good time take a left down at Tombstone Number 8"
Went through the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I
Saw some eyes peepin' out of a "sepulture",
I took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute
That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute
I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it
I said "go down", but she didn't have the stomach for it
Her teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot,
But all in all, she was a rotten kind cute.
While I was tense, it was plain to see
A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me
I didn't want to see it, but I just had to believe it
I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me.
Morally, I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill repute
She's a rotten kinda cute
For a Zombie Prostitute.
Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes,
I don't know which of my organs is the next to go
I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease
Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo
I took my first client on a date
We took a walk to the cemetery gate
I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip
I pulled it out, and I said..."baby, keep the tip"
Morally, I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill repute
She's a rotten kind'a cute
For a Zombie Prostitute.Про смерть и прочие прелести я промолчу
читать дальшеThe other day, I took a walk because the air was sweet.
And I passed a crusty house of crumuchen on our street.
Now every town has got one, so I'm sure you'll understand,
when I tell you this old bastard is a mean and bitter man!
Now this day was special, I was wearing my new hat.
The old kamuchen saw this and he disapproved of that.
He said 'I've had one just like it, for 10 years! You ripped me off! You've got no right to wear a hat like mine, so take it off!'
Now as it happens, I'm a gentleman, so I approached his porch.
I told him great minds think alike, and you have one, ofcourse.
So how 'bout I just tip my hat to you and I come on through?
He reached down for his gun and said 'I'll shoot you if you do!'?
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
Well the next day I forgot this whole damn mess and went to town.
And there I saw a 100 or so posters all around.
And on them was my face, and I was wearing my new hat.
And there it read, 'This guy ripped me off! I've got one just like that!'
I took a walk down to his face to see if I could find a way to show him that we're kichet spirits of the mind.
I said I didn't make these hats, and nor did you, ofcourse.
And hey! We both love Johnny Cash. He said 'Get off my porch!'
and I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you when you're dead!
When you look bad on your life, what will you see?
Did you spend your time mending fences or planting mines?
There is no shortage of potential enemies.
So don't waste much time, pushing away your kind!
I thought I must be stupid or just crazy from the heat,
when I went down to the house of that crumuchen on my street.
Maybe it was foolish to go to his hosue again.
Just to show this crazy, drunken fool he has a friend!
When I got there, much to my surprise, he wasn't there.
He was gone, as was his shotgun and his rocking chair.
I asked the neighbour lady who was laying on her lawn
'What happened to that mean old man?'
She shrugged and that was all!
And I said no ones gonna cry at your funeral!
No ones gonna drink at your wake!
No ones gonna sigh with a tear in their eye!
'cos no ones gonna miss you!
Hell, no one's gonna notice!
And I'll enjoy the silence!................................
When! You're! Dead!Вас бросали любимые? Вот песня весьма хорошо описывает мысли по этому поводу. Одна из самых злых, горьких и правдивых песен у него. Разумеется для мстительных и злобных людей.
читать дальшеThree heavy stones will keep it from floating,
weigh it down to the bottom, food for the fishes.
And I know that it won't be discovered
'cause I will be careful, so very careful.
What if it doesn't rain for days and the river is
reduced to its muddy bed?
With a corpse exposed I would work in haste
and I might bury the bones in a shallow grave.
And the rain comes and moves rocks and the stones
washes away all the dirt and the mudflows
Bones are exposed and well.
you know how that goes!
I wait for the day when I'll finally defile
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers.
I'll pile high to the sky
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers
Die die die die die die
die die die die die die die
watch them die. (x2)
I saw you with him. You looked so happy.
All of that can change, cause I am so lonely
and I have lots of time to send you straight
to the Devil. I'm taking my time
to plan your demise.
What if I were to cut you up and mail each part
to a different town? It would take the most
brilliant private eye the rest of his life
just to put you together.
a piece in each mailbox all over the planet
from Moscow to Tokyo to Guadalajara.
I wait for the day when I'll finally defile
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers.
I'll pile high to the sky
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers
I wait for the day when I'll finally destroy
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers.
I'll pile high to the sky
the bodies of my ex lover's lovers
Die die die die die die
die die die die die die die
watch them die. (x2)
I saw you with him, you looked so happy.
That will never change because I know myself
too well. I don't have the courage
to carry out my dreams
And only there will I see them
Die Die die die die die die
die die die die die die die
watch them die. (x4)вообще у него множество песен на разнообразную тематику. Но все они сводятся к черному юмору или чему-то подобному. В общем, Вольтер идеальное музыкальное сопровождение для Хэллоуина (причем у него песен шесть есть конкретно для него).
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